Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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