3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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