i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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