he puts the penis in happiness.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There r osticjed everywhere
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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