Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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