I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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