now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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