i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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