mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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