i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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