It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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