that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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