i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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