I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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