Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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