I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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