The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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