i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's official drugs can't kill me
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
