DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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