I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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