...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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