ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Houston, we have a squirter
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The struggles of a small town man whore
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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