There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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