Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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