just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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