I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Randomize
