when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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