You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Randomize
