it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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