All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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