will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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