I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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