I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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