Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
