Its about making memories worth repressing
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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