TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
