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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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