Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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