It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I currently don't understand fingers.
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