I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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