I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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