Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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