Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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