Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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