Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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