I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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