last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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