butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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