Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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