He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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