Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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