i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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